Hi Equinox,
I wrote a song for you:
“Skinny fat” is not a word
It’s not a thing
It never will be
If you want me at your gym
Working out
Sweating hard
You’ll drop your ad agency and your price-es
You can sing it to any tune you like. As long as you’re doing it while you have a dick in your mouth. Because I would like for you to eat a dick for talking to women like this.
Thank you and God bless,
Erin Gibson
Feminst, Comedian, Jump Rope Champion



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